All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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