Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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