I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I think a kid would responsible me up
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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