I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
now i know why i became what i already was.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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