weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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