Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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