he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
