So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
