Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
there's paper in my vomit.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
