As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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