I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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