summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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