Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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