This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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