just tell him i said nine months
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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