so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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