i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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