a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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