You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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