I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I need water and some morals
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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