I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
