Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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