Well douche your snatch and let's go!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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