You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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