Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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