i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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