when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How does it feel to date your dad?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
