Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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