i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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