From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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