i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
