It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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