im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
