i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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