youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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