no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The Olympian is in my bed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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