I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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