Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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