love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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