Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
accomplished twins. life is a go
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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