Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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