I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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