i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
