When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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