dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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