I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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