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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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