i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
