woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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