VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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