Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
