I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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