You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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